Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The dialogue for the turtles was good.  All other dialogue, and all other writing in general, sucked so hard we could use the movie as an artificial gravity generator.

That is all.

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About Jump the Shark

I am a genetically engineered super-soldier from an alternate reality. My brain was designed to work without emotional interference, which led me to reject the foolish beliefs of my creators and fight the forces of evil.
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